Archive for November, 2009
i need free help to write a free toast to the bride and groom please and thankyou.jennifer
create a simple outline-
mention length of time you’ve known the couple or how you met;
a very brief, funny anecdote (not embarrassing)
indicate how much you share in the joy of their special day
and cheers!
My sister’s wedding is going to be in August and im her maid of honor. Neither i or the grooms best man know what our speeches have to be about. Does anyone have any idea of what it has to be about?
It is basically a speech to the bride and groom. Make sure it is not too serious. It should bring a good mood to the room. Try making it a bit funny, but not like a standup comedy! Good luck
Assalam alaikum,
Hey… What is this Chinka [Asian in Indian subcontinent lingo] doing up here? For God sake, it’s marriage between a Gujju and Hydro [The groom is from Gujarat and the bride is from Hyderabad].
Well calm down. You will know in a moment.
In the meantime, just treat me as your daisi bhai [Your fellow countryman].
Inna alhamda lillah… [Khutbah Al-Hajjah, the speech opening by the Prophet Muhammad (Peace and Prayers Be Upon Him)]
I’ve been practicing for tonight for quite some time.
Not my speech, but practicing how to eat Indian spicy food!
Because tonight India rules, not just in food, but Naheed [The groom] proved tonight that India is the economics superpower. India is pushing the US economy by giving business to Knott’s berry farm [The event venue]. And India is providing job to China.
And you know who are the happiest for achieving this global status, not Indians, but the Bangladeshis. Yeah the Bangladeshis. Because finally, they get to tell their Paki fellows, “Pai-kka, tough luck.” [You've lost to India again].
So, why I’m saying all these non sense… Because Naheed rejected all these racial slurs by exemplifying the Islamic brotherhood in his life. While at USC, he broght all subcontinent under one roof, not only that, but he invited an outsider like me to be part of this ummah.
He showed all of us that it doesn’t matter what our skin color, language, or tolerance for spicy food is…. but what really matters is the Taqwa, the righteousness.
And for that, I ask Allah to reward him tremendously. Ameen.
Ok, let’s get back to marriage.
So, why suddenly Naheed decided to get married? I mean nothing much changed that can trigger this decision. Except that Nokia is moving him to the bay area. I think that triggered him to… finally… to come out. Yes, to come out from the closet and admit to the world how much he loves Hyderabadis.
His first roommate at USC was Hyderabadi. I think his cellmate is Hyderabadi too… Oh, cellmate means cell phone mate. And now he figured out that he cannot live without a Hyderabadi in his life.
Yaar, the paki bro in the back. Are you with me or still debating whether India rules or not?
Listen, you and i may disagree on that. But we all agree tonight that —sister Juwaria [The bride] — rules from now on. As for our brother naheed. From all of us, “Miya [Mr.], the game is over.”
Thank you.
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Annie’s Maid of Honor Toast Dan & Carli’s Wedding 11-21-09
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An interpretive dance to take the place of a sappy wedding speech from the sisters.
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Claire Colton gives her Maid of Honor speech at the Philippe Flamant and Caroline Brown Wedding rehearsal dinner
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my mum is getting married and ‘im only 13. i am a bridesmaid along with my 16 year old sister but i have been asked to make a speech. i don’t know what to write. can you please help me !
Maybe talk a bit about how much you love your mother and how much you appreciate what she has done for you kids, and that you are so happy to see her so happy (and her fiancee does that and is good to her and welcome to the family). Maybe something like that. Maybe you might also make a toast to the happy couple. Good luck.
My sister got up at our rehersal dinner and gave this AWESOME speech, it was about candles and for each major moment you are suppose to light the candles throughout your marriage, ie: new job, wedding night together, firs child, etc. and for each one she described her fiance rought us the corresponding candles! It was amazing. Anyways, they are getting married in about 20 days and I want something unique like that as her matron of honor to do at her rehersal dinner, and ideas for my husband and I? Thanks!!!!
How about this:
We are all here tonight to celebrate the love of (their names). As we gather here on the eve of their wedding, som really great memories come to mind. (insert a couple of memories here)
My sister has always been my best friend and confidant. We laugh together, cry together and dream together. My wish for you two as you start your life together is to lie, cheat and steal.
May you lie together each night and remind each other how much you love each other.
May you cheat time and forever be young at heart
May you steal a kiss each day as if it were the first time
At this time I would ask you to join me in raising your glasses to (insert names), We wish you all of the love, laughter and joy two people can share in their lifetime and beyond.
Salute!
Maid Of Honor Speech