Posts Tagged ‘marriage’
Founder and President of Tavua Mandir Samiti, Late Mahendra Prasad of Yaladro, Tavua giving speech on shristachar after Hindu marriage ceremony in Fiji.
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“Good evening everybody. Donna, you look stunning, and Tom, you clean up pretty nice too. I want to thank everybody for celebrating with us tonight, and the rest of the wedding party, family and friends for pulling this event together as a community to celebrate a new marriage.
My name is Sarah, I have the honor and privilege of being Donna’s maid of honor. Donna and I first met when she came as a sort of ambassador from Milan to befriend the new pastors kids in middle school. As my Dad reminds me, we didn’t say a word to each other the entire time and tried to ignore each other as best we could.
Needless to say, our friendship blossomed from there. The most outstanding thing I have done with Donna is a mission trip to Jamaica. When you jet off to a foreign country with no real idea what you are doing and or how, a persons true colors come out. Not that these were much different than normal, but it was great to see illustrations of Donna’s heart there.
Just the idea that she would commit to an international mission trip testament to her serving heart. She is always more than willing to help someone in need, and she always takes action when her heart is moved to give instead of standing by with empty empathy.
Donna is also adventurous. She has always been the one to pull me along and help me break out of anything holding me back. Hiking up flooding Jamaican waterfalls in the middle of the jungle was definitely an adventure and a challenge, something Donna is always ready to face and conquer. She also is flexible and laid back, and always encourages me in her own way to chill out and let life happen.
Finally, Donna is defined by her beauty. I mean, our graduating class did vote her most beautiful eyes. Tom, it is obvious why you just couldn’t let her get away once you got outside the confines of bonding over groceries at IGA. You are the nicest guy, just as fun loving as Donna, quick to laugh and a good sport.
One of Donna’s earliest aspirations was to be the first successful white woman rapper, instigated by an obsession with Eminem. I remember attending the midnight premiere of 8 Mile to pay homage to this dream in 8th grade.
In honor of who Donna was and the amazing woman she has grown to be, Ill ask you all to grab your glasses and hang on for a toast, in rap form.
Donna’s got intellect, respect, bravery, and kick.
a woman of courage,
A real bighearted chick
Now shes got a man
all part of gods plan
Lets toast Donna and Tom
cuz together their the bomb
We aint got no beer
but lets still say cheers”
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Assalam alaikum,
Hey… What is this Chinka [Asian in Indian subcontinent lingo] doing up here? For God sake, it’s marriage between a Gujju and Hydro [The groom is from Gujarat and the bride is from Hyderabad].
Well calm down. You will know in a moment.
In the meantime, just treat me as your daisi bhai [Your fellow countryman].
Inna alhamda lillah… [Khutbah Al-Hajjah, the speech opening by the Prophet Muhammad (Peace and Prayers Be Upon Him)]
I’ve been practicing for tonight for quite some time.
Not my speech, but practicing how to eat Indian spicy food!
Because tonight India rules, not just in food, but Naheed [The groom] proved tonight that India is the economics superpower. India is pushing the US economy by giving business to Knott’s berry farm [The event venue]. And India is providing job to China.
And you know who are the happiest for achieving this global status, not Indians, but the Bangladeshis. Yeah the Bangladeshis. Because finally, they get to tell their Paki fellows, “Pai-kka, tough luck.” [You've lost to India again].
So, why I’m saying all these non sense… Because Naheed rejected all these racial slurs by exemplifying the Islamic brotherhood in his life. While at USC, he broght all subcontinent under one roof, not only that, but he invited an outsider like me to be part of this ummah.
He showed all of us that it doesn’t matter what our skin color, language, or tolerance for spicy food is…. but what really matters is the Taqwa, the righteousness.
And for that, I ask Allah to reward him tremendously. Ameen.
Ok, let’s get back to marriage.
So, why suddenly Naheed decided to get married? I mean nothing much changed that can trigger this decision. Except that Nokia is moving him to the bay area. I think that triggered him to… finally… to come out. Yes, to come out from the closet and admit to the world how much he loves Hyderabadis.
His first roommate at USC was Hyderabadi. I think his cellmate is Hyderabadi too… Oh, cellmate means cell phone mate. And now he figured out that he cannot live without a Hyderabadi in his life.
Yaar, the paki bro in the back. Are you with me or still debating whether India rules or not?
Listen, you and i may disagree on that. But we all agree tonight that —sister Juwaria [The bride] — rules from now on. As for our brother naheed. From all of us, “Miya [Mr.], the game is over.”
Thank you.
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My brother toasts us. The awesomest best man toast of all time, in my opinion.
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Wedding toasts should not be done when you are drunk. Get tips on what not to do during a wedding toast from a communications and public speaking expert in this free instructional video.
Expert: Tracy Goodwin
Bio: Tracy has a masters in corporate communication and ten years experience in professional speaking.
Filmmaker: MAKE | MEDIA
Duration : 0:1:48
The EPIC wedding speech of complete AWESOME and WIN…
This really happened
Deana’s toast to Terri Sottile on wedding day