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Ceremonial best man/matron of honor speech, wedding toast and cutting of the cake. Comments from relatives and friends are welcome 
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My speech at my sister’s wedding.
Pauls Wedding Speech
Awesome maid of honor toast
Very funny speech by the father of the bride that could also be done by the father of the groom or grandfather. This is at the wedding of Jennifer Donnelly and Bryan Harveston.
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The Greatest Best Man Speech Ever!!!!! Be sure to watch the whole thing! Music kicks in about 5 minutes in, with more and more surprises each minute after!!
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I recently went into this bookstore
I was looking everywhere for this book
You might have heard of it
Its called the Bible
I was looking everywhere
I went up to the young punk behind the counter
Hes got the 15 ear-rings
the tattoos
I said, mate, Im looking for this book
its called the Bible
I was just wondering if you might be able to help me out
He said Ive never heard of it
I said, Cmon, surely you must be able to look it up on the computer
or do something to help me out!
He said Alright, Ill look it up
He said Well, whose it by?
I said, Oh, Geez, I dont know!
He said Well, whats it about,
Ill point you in the right direction in the bookstore
I said Well In the beginning theres begatting
theres pages and pages of it
everyones doing it
theres John, Jeremiah, Daniel
theyre all having a go
Shit! I thought begatting played cricket for England!
A few chapters on
theyre killing the first male in every family
This woman sticks hers in a basket of reeds
sent him up the river
he grows up; looks a bit like Charlton Heston
he climbs a mountain
meets a bloke at the top of the mountain
hes got a stick and a few sheep
hes got a big G on the dressing gown pocket
he gives him 15 stone tablets
on the way down the hill he drops 5 of the tablets;
The Ten Commandments!
A few chapters on, theres a war going on
He holds out the stick,
the good guys go through
the Philistines get drowned!
A couple more chapters,
theres these blokes walking through the desert
with a PHD under the arm
theyre following this star for 2 weeks
they come across a stable
theres a pregnant woman there
the husbands in the corner, saying
Didnt touch her!!
But the kid grows up
walks across the top of lakes
does tricks that David Copperfield cant imagine!
they kill him,
and 3 days later, hes walking down the street
And I turned to the young kid behind the counter
hes scratching his head
He said; It sounds like itd be just over there
in the Steven King section!
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